CS Chapter 10

[Gossip about Classmate Ye Heng, who acts like a saint but does bad things]

1L. Hot hot hot hot hot [OP]:

Since Ye Heng and Ran-ge have broken up, then I’ll be blunt and spill some tea.

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Ye Heng and Gu Lin got together during the summer break.

When he was chasing Ran-ge, he looked innocent and harmless. After getting together him, he f*cking went and flirted with someone else.

It’s truly f*cking disgusting.

(I hacked into your computer and stole your account, so what? I’m already being nice by just sending you a few trojan viruses.)

2L. A river of spring water:

Damn? This is too disgusting.

3L. A person outside the story:

How can someone like Ye Heng find a boyfriend, while I can’t?!

4L. Studying makes me happy:

I want to cry for Ran-ge!!! My male god, wuwuwuwu, look at the girls and boys in our school! Who isn’t any better than Ye Heng?

5L . Waikiki:

Scumbag, explode on the spot!!!

6L. Seaweed:

Is Ran-ge single again? Ran-ge, look at me! I’m willing!!!

7L. Big Bang:

If you want to get through life, how can you not wear a little green…

This story tells us that no matter who you offend, don’t offend programmers [kneel down]

8L. No phones allowed in class:

If you don’t date, you won’t get cheated on, so why do people date? It’s better to study than to date.

9L. renshengkuduan:¹

How many boyfriends/girlfriends has Young Master Gu switched to now?

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1999L. Awooo:

I saw Ran-ge and God Lin eating together today!!!

Then Gu Lin and Ye Heng came over and Laozi² got so fucking angry.

2000L. Chili-flavored ice cream:

Ah, after such a long time, there’s still people digging up this old thread. Posts protected by the admin are truly awesome.

But is the God Lin mentioned above the same one I’m thinking of?

2001L. Mrs. Lin:

God damn, I also saw that. Not only did my hubby³ eat with another man, I actually even wanted to ship them. I’ve gone crazy.

(Today’s music club event! Isn’t my husband so cool when he plays the drums!!! I’m already tired of saying “I can⁴” repeatedly.)

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2002L. xuehaiwuya:

Sending the song, “Dream to Awakening⁵,” to the above user.

2003L. Studying makes me happy:

Begging everyone to take a look at my Ran-ge!!!

That deep bass voice, I can do anything, really anything!!!

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And he can play basketball!

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(I also think this pair is pretty shippable…)

(I’m not trying to pair them up, I’m not!)

(I just think the two together…is kind of cool)

2004L. Committing murder and arson:

This picture is really interesting

The guy’s single, the other guy is also single—who knows, maybe they’ll actually get together (jk)

[God Lin is known to be difficult to ship with. Sisters, just stick to shipping it as a nice bromance]

2005L. The little sanxian⁶ of the Music Club:

I think this pair can definitely be shipped.

[(Whispers) Our club president leads the shipping of this CP.]

2006L. Overestimating my ability to learn:

Hello?

Our Physics Department does not agree to this marriage!!!

2007L. If I have a guilty conscious:

Before, I even thought that Ye Heng and God Lin looked a bit alike…

Now, I want to slap myself to death for being blind.

2008L Hot hot hot hot hot [OP]:

Sigh, how did this post get brought up again…

(It would be fantastic if Ran-ge and God Lin were really together, it would totally piss off that white lotus Ye Heng)

2009L. The Supreme Venerable Sovereign issues an urgent order:

Allegedly hard-to-get-with Ran-ge x Even harder-to-get-with God Lin

Shou abusing scumbag or substitute tropes are both fine.

So exciting!

Giving out pens to all the writers!!!

2010L. Mrs. Lin:

To hell with substitute!

How can Ye Heng be better than my hubby???

Also, my hubby is so manly, he’s both manly and cool. He’s the star of our department and the pillar of the Music Club, so why should his name be after?

I’m also a physics major; the Physics Department does not agree to this marriage!!!!!!!

2011L. unbelievable:⁷

English major quietly eating melon here lololololol

2012L. Studying makes me happy:

The Computer Science Department agrees to this marriage!!!

2013L. Whoever advise people to study computer engineering shall be struck by lightning:⁸

I second this!

2014L. If you don’t sway, you’ll be knocked to the ground:

The Music Club agrees to this marriage.

Very shippable!

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2015L. Studying makes me happy:

Friends from the Physics Department, don’t be so angry…

We really don’t have the intentions to force a CP (wails).

We just think it’s truly tragic that Ran-ge met the wrong person—

Whether they’re real or fake.

Anyway…it’s just a psychological comfort.

2016L. My head is really cold:

The people before the 199th comment were all cursing and denouncing the scumbag.

And those after the 199th comment are shipping.

This is seriously going off topic!

2017L. A river of spring river:

Sisters, let’s just continue cursing Ye Heng.

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2333L. Studying makes me happy:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I think the ship has sailed!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2334L. Overestimating my ability to learn:

Because your post got deleted, so you’ve gone crazy?

2335L. Studying makes me happy:

Friends from the Physics Department!

I love you guys!!!

2335L. Mrs. Lin:

What happened?

2336L. Physiology and Biochemistry:

Came here to watch the fun.

While I’m at it, I would like to give everyone additional info.

@Studying makes me happy This friend made a forum post.

It was about He Xingran’s wonderful act of “asking” a couple to leave the study room.

The replies were going off topic and gossiping about the person who was studying with him.

Then, the forum post got deleted.

But I did save the photo.

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2337L. Spiral of silence:

I don’t dare say anything, I’m afraid this post will also be done for.

2338L. A mouthful of fangs:

This post won’t.

We’re all on the same side.

2339L. Lemon isn’t sour:

Hahaha the Pharmaceutical Department’s big boss is awesome!

I also came over to watch (ship) the (C) fun (P).

2340L. Hot hot hot hot hot [OP]:

Friends from the Physics Department, come in, let’s be family.

Since we’re all family here, we should get along.

2341L. zxcvbnm:

Damn, even OP has come out.

Is it really LWJ?

2342L. But the name of real variable function remains unchanged:

Selling melon seeds, peanuts, and stools in the front row.

2343L. Mrs. Lin:

Should I change my ID…

2344L. Overestimating my ability to learn:

@Hot hot hot hot hot

What do you mean?

2345L. Hot hot hot hot hot [OP]:

If I said I ate the breakfast your Physics Department’s star brought over, would you believe me?

2356L. Studying makes me happy:

@Hot hot hot hot hot

????????????????!

2357L. Hot hot hot hot hot [OP]:

L-ge brought breakfast to our dorm (all thanks to Ran-ge)

The coat belongs to Ran-ge, they also eat together and study together, and he even sent him back to his dorm room before returning.

That post was also deleted by Ran-ge, saying he was afraid that the person would get shy.

(Although I don’t think L-ge is a shy person)

I won’t talk anymore. If I say anymore, I’m afraid this post will also be gone.

2358L. Physiology and Biochemistry:

I went back to read the replies above about shipping them.

The ship probably really sailed.

(As far as I know, OP is He Xingran’s roommate)

2359L. If you don’t sway, you’ll be knocked to the ground:

Official candy-giving⁹ is the most deadly.

2360L. The Supreme Venerable Sovereign issues an urgent order:

If we’re discussing this, then I won’t be sleepy anymore.

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2499L. You’re little friend fell:

Ye Heng, come out to receive a beating!

2500L. Ah Li Ah Lili:¹⁰

When I heard Ye Heng and Young Master Gu had ended, I just knew this post will come alive again.

2501L. Hot hot hot hot hot [OP]:

Ye Heng, this son of a b*tch, seemed to have come looking for Ran-ge to get back together.

2502L. The little sanxian of the Music Club:

Then what about God Lin??!

2503L. Overestimating my ability to learn:

??? He Xingran, that idiot, wouldn’t agree, right?

2504L. Hot hot hot hot hot [OP]:

Who’s this motherf*cker cursing at, huh?

There’s no way Ran-ge would agree.

If he really did, Daddy would personally break his legs first.

Ran-ge and Lin-ge’s relationship is doing well.

Ye Heng, go take a hike.

2505L. Mrs. Lin:

Does Ye Heng not feel any shame???

Stealing my hubby’s man—has he gotten too arrogant or am I a joke?

2506L. Uncertainty principle:

Trying to steal the man of our department’s star?

Why doesn’t he go out to ask around? Our God Lin is 180 cm tall, handsome, and cool. He has a clean family background, excellent upbringing, and has no scandals or bad habits. He gets the top scholarship every year, has led his team to win countless awards, and he can play drums! What does Ye Heng have to compete with God Lin?!

2507L. Law of conservation of momentum:

If, between God Lin and Ye Heng, He Xingran really choose Ye Heng

Then I’ll curse him too.

Scumbag together with another scumbag. Don’t f*cking walk around harming others.

2508L. Studying makes me happy:

Friends of the Physics Department, calm down, our Ran-ge didn’t choose Ye Heng…

(Everyone is so grumpy. Let me secretly take Ran-ge and God Lin away)

2509L. Overestimating my ability to learn:

Hmph.

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2995L. The Supreme Venerable Sovereign issues an urgent order:

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I’m jealous, how about you?

2996L. Overestimating my ability to learn:

Then I’ll be jealous first as a sign of respect.

2997L. Studying makes me happy:

!!! I didn’t even dare secretly take a photo.

I was stunned when I saw Ran-ge and God Lin.

They passed by me…

Passed…

By…

Me…

While holding hands…

I’m very calm right now.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m dead.

What kind of beautiful love is this?

2998L. Hot hot hot hot hot [OP]:

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Holding hands is nothing.

They were sneaking kisses on each other’s forehead and face in the dorms while whispering to each other, thinking that I really can’t see anything!!!

But since Lin-ge gave us some candy, I’ll just pretend I didn’t see anything.

Then, Lin-ge was supposed to help clean up.

Ran-ge said he would make the bed first so he can sit on it. He told Lin-ge he didn’t need to help, just sitting there was already a huge help.

I’m jealous, very much so.

(There’s also one thing I need to tell you guys! Let’s all be jealous together!!!)

The incident where Ye Heng came to find Ran-ge to get back together was somehow known by Lin-ge, so he simply blocked Ran-ge. Ran-ge was a total wreck, posting things about the pain and heartbreak of youth in his Moments all the time…

Then, on New Year’s Eve, he finally couldn’t wait anymore and went to Lin-ge’s home to find him.

He also sent a post in his Moments very early in the morning.

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(Afterwards, Ran-ge began to show off their love like crazy in his Moments)

(A Moments filled with pain and heartbreak of youth, sentimental nonsense, turned into a massive candy-giving scene)

(You guys can just imagine it on your own. I don’t dare send anymore screenshots)

2999L. HeLin CP’s witness:

Friends, I changed my ID.

(Little hedgehog, this nickname is just too cute!!!)

I hereby announce that He Xingran and Lin Wenjing are officially, legally married.

I burned the marriage certificate! They’ve been locked¹¹ by me!!!

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He Xingran: @Prickly Happy New Years, my little hedgehog.